By Binky
You know, I’ve stayed quiet around here long enough. I strut around the center, minding my own business (for the most part)… But I have some questions that need answering. So I sat down my Mom, Dr. Drake, on National Answer Your Cat’s Question Day, and addressed some pressing issues that I’ve been pondering.
#1
Me: Why are dog’s so stupid?!
Dr. Drake: Well actually they’re not stupid… They just don’t do what you want them to do & they have a different type of intelligence.
#2
Me: Why does everyone want to pet me all the time, even when I’m sleeping?!
Dr. Drake: Everyone wants to pet you Binky because you’re soo handsome. And your fur is so soft, & you’re always snuggled up in the front.
#3
Me: Why do you people starve me??
Dr. Drake: Well actually I’m looking at this little over flow here & I’m thinking you’re actually not starving. We try to feed you properly to keep you as healthy as possible.
#4
Me: How many times do you call me before you realize I’m just ignoring you?
Dr. Drake: I would say… 6 to 7 times before I realize that you’re just completely ignoring me.
#5
Me: Why are you all in such a hurry all the time?
Dr. Drake: Well we are always in a hurry because we have a lot of patients to care for & we want to give them our undivided attention. That means that you don’t get all of our attention. We have to put it somewhere else, so it seems like we’re in a hurry to you.
#6 Me: Why is my belly bald??
Dr. Drake: Well actually we had to shave your belly because we needed to do an ultrasound on you to make sure that everything in here was ok. So it’s just taken it awhile for it to grow back. But it’s a good place for us to pet.
Me: *swat my mom’s hand away & yell at her* Yeah Mom, I’m done with the belly rubs. This interview is over.
Dr. Drake: Okay!
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